Which World Leader Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?
Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed a world leader who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host know for his vitriolic tirades...
View ArticleRecent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney
Not since the fall of Sauron has a candidate excited the citizens of Mordor as much as Mitt Romney. During a recent stump speech in Mordor, he spoke to a group of former Orcs now working as bankers,...
View ArticleSantorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy
The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign. We inquired how he got...
View ArticleRon Paul Clinches Tweaker and Junkie Vote, Stoner Vote Split
Recent polls show that Ron Paul out polls all other candidates in popularity among methamphetamine and heroin users. Ron Paul's popularity stems from his drug legalization platform. However his...
View ArticleSweet Home Allah'bama?
The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our...
View ArticleGOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His...
Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this...
View ArticleRomney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About...
In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several...
View ArticleFox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on...
It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is...
View ArticleVatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class...
Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them...
View ArticleChris Christie Wages War on Anorexia
Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he...
View ArticleSWAT Raids Lawn Dart Tournament, Gun Rally Participants Relieved
It was a sunny afternoon of family fun, barbecues and lawn darts in Auburn, Washington. The Cascadian Lawn Darts Association was hosting a local tournament between the Renton Renegades and the Auburn...
View ArticlePentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map
The Pentagon and the NSA are in a fury over the growing independence movement in Cascadia. Cascadia which is regarded by many as the Scotland of North America. Cascadia is nestled in the Pacific...
View ArticleNRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"
The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches...
View ArticleSweet Home Allah'bama?
The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our...
View ArticleGOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His...
Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this...
View ArticleRomney Hires Charlie Sheen to Manage His Troubled Campaign, Charlie is About...
In a recent and unexpected turn of events the Romney Campaign hires Charlie Sheen who is renowned for his WINNING philosophy as well as resurrecting seemingly dead careers as well as making several...
View ArticleFox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on...
It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is...
View ArticleVatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class...
Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them...
View ArticleChris Christie Wages War on Anorexia
Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he...
View ArticleSWAT Raids Lawn Dart Tournament, Gun Rally Participants Relieved
It was a sunny afternoon of family fun, barbecues and lawn darts in Auburn, Washington. The Cascadian Lawn Darts Association was hosting a local tournament between the Renton Renegades and the Auburn...
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